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A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.

- You look hot, my son - said the cleric.

- why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand.

- No thanks - said the young man.

- My father wouldn't like it.

- Don't be silly - the minister said.

- Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water.

Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said:

- Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!

- Well, he's under the load of hay. - replied the young farmer.

What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
→ A get wellephant!

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?
→ Rabbit De Niro!

Where did the dog breeder keep his savings?
→ In bark-lays bank!

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?
→ RUFF!

- Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible.

- Yes I can see you're not all there!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God

- When did this start?

- Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
→ They are both substitute meats.

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
→ They're doing research on black holes.

Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
→ Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!