Most viewed jokes

- Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death?

- Witness: Yes, by death.

- Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
→ They never want to log off.

How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
→ Because rolling stones gather no moths!

- Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

- Brother: How do you know which way I'm going?

What did Snow white say when her photos didn't come back from the photo store?
→ "Some day my prints will come!"

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

- You've failed history again!

- Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones!

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?
→ When your bald!

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?
→ A frog in a blender!

What's the best day to eat bacon?
→ Fry-day.