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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None. The sockets all went with the house.

What do elephants use for tampons?
→ Sheep.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?
→ Skint Eastwood.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
→ She went looking for the three guys.

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

What did the blonde think of the new computer?
→ She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
→ It took her a month to realize she could play it at night...

Why are blondes like corn flakes?
→ Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
→ From eating with forks.

- Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night!

- Ed: You were? What did you do?

- Ned: I took a bath!