Most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cassette

- Cassette who?

- Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Candy

- Candy who?

- Candy cow jump over the moon!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Candice

- Candice who?

- Candice get any better!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bolzano

- Bolzano who?

- Bolzano the door!

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?
→ e-t.

- Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound!

- Look, what more do you want? Blood?

- I can't find a shark website....

- That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......

- Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down.

- Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?
→ An antphibian.

What did the woodworm say to the chair?
→ It's been nice gnawing you!