Most viewed jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
→ A seahorse!

- You've failed history again!

- Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones!

Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?
→ Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?
→ Smelly beans!

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
→ Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

What did the dog say to the pig?
→ You are just a bore.

What did the dog do with the history professor?
→ They got together and talked over old times.

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?
→ A jet setter!

Where did the dog breeder keep his savings?
→ In bark-lays bank!

- Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a racehorse.

- Take one of these every 4 laps!