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What is the difference between men and pigs?
→ Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Men are like vacuum cleaners.
They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."

Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said:

- I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised and spook him when he comes staggering through.

So Mrs. Riley waited in the cemetery one night until she heard her husband coming. She jumped up and a startled Riley said:

- Who are you??

Mrs. Riley replied:

- I am the devil!

With that, Riley shook her hand and said:

- Glad to meet ya, I'm married to your sister.

What letter should you avoid?
→ The letter A because it makes men mean.

Why do postmen carry letters?
→ Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?
→ Only one if you run him through slowly!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cole

- Cole who?

- Cole as a cucumber!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Chocs

- Chocs who?

- Chocs away!