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The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?
→ It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.

How do blondes pierce their ears?
→ They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde.

The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no and the executioner shouts:

- Ready! Aim!

Suddenly the brunette yells:

- EARTHQUAKE!!!

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts:

- Ready! Aim!

Suddenly the redhead yells:

- TORNADO!!!

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts:

- Ready! Aim!

and the blonde yells:

- FIRE!!!

What did the blonde's dentist find?
→ Teeth in the cavity.

A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic.

Her friend asks:

- Everything ok with your car now?

The blonde replies:

- Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid.

A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it "Curl Up and Dye."

Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
→ From eating with forks.

How did the blonde die ice-fishing?
→ She was run over by the zambonis machine.