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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bacon!

- Bacon who?

- Bacon a cake for your birthday!

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber's car in the front of the house.

- Oh my God, I hope it is her lover.

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from?
→ Elephanta Claus!

- Bill: My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant.

- Bert: Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?
→ A complaint Bernard!

- Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a python.

- You can't get round me just like that, you know!

- Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it?

- Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!

What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
→ It's Braille for 'Suck here.'

What kind of dance do buns do?
→ Abundance.