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How do you make a glow worm happy?
→ Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!

What is a horses favourite kind of party?
→ A stall ball.

Where was the Magna Carta signed?
→ At the bottom!

Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer.

- No, - said Mom.

- It's glue.

- I thought so - said Janet.

- I wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today.

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.

- Are you here as a ghost? - asked his friends.

- No, I'm an undercover agent.

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?
→ His prime-mate!

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?
→ Because all his friends shout:

- GO-RILLA!

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?
→ You use a spirit level.

- Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny?

- Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?
→ Throw in a bar of soap.