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What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
→ You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

- And how's yer wife, Pat?

- Sure, she do be awful sick.

- Is ut dangerous she is?

- No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!

A man is incomplete until he is married.

After that, he's finished.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Coda

- Coda who?

- Coda paint!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Boise

- Boise who?

- Boise ivy!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Blanche

- Blanche who?

- Blanche not!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Balanchine

- Balachine who?

- Balachine act!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Armageddon

- Armageddon who?

- Armageddon getting out of here!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amos

- Amos who?

- Amos-quito!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alf!

- Alf who?

- Alf all if you don't catch me!