Most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Buffer

- Buffer who?

- Buffer you can say Jack Robinson!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ann

- Ann who?

- Ann-onymous!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amsterdam

- Amsterdam who?

- Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Albee!

- Albee who?

- Albee a monkey's uncle!

- You need to log on to the window repair website!

- I did - but it gave me a pane!

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?
→ Click Jagger.

One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up.

- But why do we have to hurry? - said one.

- Can you read, you nut! It says, 'Tear along the dotted line'.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
→ Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

How do we know that insects are so clever?
→ Because they always know when your eating outside!

Tyfus applied for a job in a factory.

The company doctor who was giving him a physical asked:

- Have your eyes ever been checked?

- No, - said the worker.

- They've always been brown.