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Why don't men do laundry?
→ Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
→ Dating children.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
→ Put the remote control between his toes.

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit. He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

- Well - explained the husband.

- it all goes back to our honeymoon. We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule.

- We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly spoke: 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a revolver from her purse, hopped down off the beast, and shot the mule dead.

- I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said 'Thats once.'

A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?
→ Best vicious . . .

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Coda

- Coda who?

- Coda paint!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Clinton

- Clinton who?

- Clinton your eye!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Checkmate

- Checkmate who?

- Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Chair

- Chair who?

- Chair you go again, asking more questions!