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Why do elephants jump across rivers?
→ So they won't step on the fish.

What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?
→ An elephant with spare parts!

What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet?
→ A Lassie who plays brassie!

What do you call a boring dog?
→ A dull-mation!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?
→ Melon-collie!

How many seasons are there in a dogs life?
→ Just one, the moulting season!

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
→ They're both filled with stiffs, one's coming, one's going.

What's the definition of a Yankee?
→ Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.

Why do women have tits?
→ So men will talk to them.

One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look.

An hour later she goes back out to her mailbox and goes back in cause there was nothing in it and her neighbor goes:

- What the hell is she doing?

An hour later she goes back out side and looks in the mailbox and there is nothing in it. Finally the neighbor gets curious enough to ask her what she is doing. The blone says:

- My stupid computer keeps saying you've got mail.