Most viewed jokes

Who started the campfire website?
→ Some bright spark.

Why are spiders good swimmers?
→ They have webbed feet!

What lives in gum trees?
→ Stick insects!

Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?

Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck.

- Where's George? - one of the men asked, noticing that Sam had returned alone.

- He's about 6 miles back. He tripped and broke his ankle. I left him there 'cause I figured ain't nobody 'bout to steal him.

An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black." "Well, some of the sheep in Scotland are black," replies the experimental physicist. The theoretical physicist considers this for a moment and says "Well, at least one of the sheep in Scotland is black." "Well," the philosopher responds, "on one side, anyway."

A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk. "We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to see out the window is a parking lot!"

What is a horses favourite TV show?
→ Neeeebours

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
→ The nightmayor.

Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework?
→ He used to go round with the oooo-ver.