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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Brazil

- Brazil who?

- Brazil support a girls chest!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Athena

- Athena who?

- Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alceste!

- Alceste who?

- Alceste to meet him later!

It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him.

The lawyer got out of his car, walked over to the driver of the other car and said:

- Boy, are you in trouble. I'm a lawyer!

The driver looked out his window and said:

- No, you're in trouble. I'm a judge.

George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot.

The Washington Post: "President Bush crosses the Potomac River".
The Washington Time: "Bush's conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat".
Mother Jones: "Bush can't swim".

How do fireflies start a race?
→ Ready steady glow!

How do we know that insects are so clever?
→ Because they always know when your eating outside!

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?
→ Should we walk home or take a dog?

My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?
→ A golden receiver!