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What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?
→ One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?
→ To see if blondes have more fun.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?
→ A bigger target.

Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?
→ They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.

- I can't find my dollar bill - Jane sobbed.

- Don't worry - her Counselor said.

- A dollar doesn't go very far today.

At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars.

One of the chamber members stood up and said:

- I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Who does Dracula get letters from?
→ His fang club.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Carrie

- Carrie who?

- Carrie a torch!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bun

- Bun who?

- Bun-nies make lovely pets!