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Dog Versus Elephant
How can you tell a dog from an elephant?
→ The elephant remembers.
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Adder Patient
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder
- Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!
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Second Opinion
- Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
- Of course, come back tomorrow!
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Sheep Patient
- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.
- That's baaaaaaaaaad!
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Policeman's Siren
- Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren?
- Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up.
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Give Them a Hand
How can you help a starving cannibal?
→ Give them a hand!
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Burgers in the Refrigerator
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
→ They saw the salad dressing!
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Hamburgers and Football
Why are hamburgers essential to football?
→ Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
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Dishonest Burgers
Which burgers are dishonest?
→ Cat-burgers! (burglars)
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How to Diet Successfully
How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard