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- Girl 1: Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?

- Girl 2: Sure. The more, the scarier!

A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.

Why are fish so gullible?
→ They fall for things hook, line and sinker!

- Teacher: To which family does the elephant belong?

- Pupil: I don't know, nobody I know owns one!

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
→ You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
→ He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?
→ A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?
→ A short one!

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
→ That hit the spots!

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?
→ Delighted.