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- I can't find my dollar bill - Jane sobbed.

- Don't worry - her Counselor said.

- A dollar doesn't go very far today.

Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out:

- I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table!

The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the same thing happens again.

The third boy goes in, sees the five dollars and cries out:

- I am the ghost of David Crockett and this five dollars goes in my pocket!

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.

- Obviously the Air Force knows there's no such thing as a 'perfectly good aircraft' - the irritated officer finally countered one afternoon.

- because they pay you bastards four times as much to stay in one as the Army pays its men to jump.

- You've got it all wrong, Major - an Air Force sergeant replied.

- The Army figures anyone stupid enough to jump out of an airplane voluntarily is gonna be too dumb to bitch about the salary.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

- Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.

- You do look a little pail.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cabot

- Cabot who?

- Cabotret!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bun

- Bun who?

- Bun-nies make lovely pets!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Baby Owl

- Baby Owl who?

- Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alka!

- Alka who?

- Alka-phone!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Agent!

- Agent who?

- Agentle breeze!