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How do skunks like their e-mails?
→ Scent.

What kind of dog is the smartest?
→ A great brain!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?
→ A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

How did the dog make gold soup?
→ He put in 24 carrots.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?
→ Delighted.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
→ It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come!

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
→ Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

- Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality

- Well, you'd better both sit down then!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin.

- Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
→ They are four ways you can lose your house!