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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?
→ Ralph Neighder!

Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving?
→ They wanted another excuse to watch football.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
→ A holy terror.

What kind of street does a ghost like best?
→ A dead end.

What do you say if you meet a toad?
→ Wart's new!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
→ He was feeling crummy!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bean!

- Bean who?

- Bean working very hard today!

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?
→ Fish and ships!

A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the cliff.

- Why did you do that? - asked the other men.

- We have plenty of fine wine in France - said the man.

Next, the Cuban guy throws a box of fine cigars off the cliff.

- Why did you do that? - asked the other men.

- We have plenty of cigars in Cuba - said the Cuban man.

Finally, the American man pickes up the Cuban man and throw' him off the cliff.

- What did you do that for? - asked the French man.

- We have plenty of Cubans in America - answered the American man.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?
→ So he could look like his mama.