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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anais

- Anais who?

- Anais cup of tea!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alexander!

- Alexander who?

- Alexander friend are coming over!

- Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand?

- Witness: Yes

- Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995?

- Witness: Oral.

- Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age?

- Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?
→ On the Din-ternet.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
→ If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

Where do bees keep their money?
→ In a honey box!

- First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

- Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?
→ Because of all the tellers.

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?
→ Take them out their wheelchair.