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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?
→ Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.

If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer's.

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Crispin

- Crispin who?

- Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Craig

- Craig who?

- Craig in the wall!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bo

- Bo who?

- Bo Geste!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Aida!

- Aida who?

- Aida more than I drink!

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?
→ e-erie.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?
→ May the force e-with you.

What is the definition of a caterpillar?
→ A worm in a fur coat!