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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?
→ One is a weak one and the other one week!

- Do you send e-mails on your home computer?

- What's the point?

- I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?
→ A double crosser.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?
→ Cats can't drive!

What's a dog favourite hobby?
→ Collecting fleas!

What are 3 two letter words that say small?
→ Is it in.

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have to withhold ten percent of Arnold's wages to pay for the repairs.

- How much will it cost? - asked Arnold.

- About $4,500 - said the owner.

- What a relief! - exclaimed Arnold.

- I've finally got job security!

- Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

- Jill: I don't know.

- Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?
→ A thermomeater!

The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen