Most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ari

- Ari who?

- Ari-S-P-E-C-T!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anna

- Anna who?

- Annather brick in the wall!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Amazon!

- Amazon who?

- Amazon of a gun!

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true.

- I'm as sober as you are, your honor - the man claimed.

The judge replied:

- Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days.

- Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand?

- Witness: Yes

- Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995?

- Witness: Oral.

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?
→ A sore finger.

What is life like for a wood worm?
→ Boring!

Where do bees go on holiday?
→ Stingapore!

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?
→ A buzzness suit!

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?
→ The players all drowned in spring training.