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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
→ They can lighten your load!

Where do bees go on holiday?
→ Stingapore!

A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work. Then one day two of the monks, who had been discussing the problem, suggested they open a fish and chips stand down on the highway, right next to a scenic vista area popular with tourists. The other monks agreed, and the two put up the stand. One day a tourist who wanted to offer a compliment asked the monk on duty, "Are you the fish friar?" "No, sir," retorted the brother, "I'm the chip monk."

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.

- Yes, please - she replied.

- Tell him Mother didn't come after all.

Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
→ He always said "Neigh"

Why is a ghost like an empty house?
→ Because there's no body there!

Did you hear about the sick ghost?
→ He had oooooo-ping cough.

What do you call a fake noodle?
→ An Impasta.

What fish is best to have in a boat?
→ A Sailfish.

Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."