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Stamp To Envelope
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
→ "I've become attached to you."
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Lawyer On A Bicycle
If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?
→ It might be your bicycle.
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Knock Knock Cod
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cod
- Cod who?
- Cod red-handed!
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Knock Knock Callum
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Callum
- Callum who?
- Callum all black!
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Knock Knock Burns
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Burns
- Burns who?
- Burns me up!
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Knock Knock Bride
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bride
- Bride who?
- Bride and Prejudice!
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Alexia Knock Knock
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alexia!
- Alexia who?
- Alexia again to open this door!
Reporting the Facts
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
→ "We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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Internet Football Team
Where does the Internet football team play?
→ Webley.
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Spider Wedding
What did the spider say to the fly?
→ We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?