Most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Acid!

- Acid who?

- Acidently on purpose!

What goes round the middle of the Internet?
→ The e-quator.

- Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

- I can't help it, I'm hooked.

Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man.
One said to the other:

- You bite him? I'm driving.

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?
→ Four guys watching a baseball game.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Change it to what?

Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
→ Two mothers-in-law.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?
→ Grow old!

One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said:

- God, there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?

God replied:

- Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell.

St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling:

- God, God, they're gone, they're gone!

- Who, the New Yorkers?

- No, the Pearly Gates.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
→ He liked to chop and change!