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Psychiatrist to his nurse:

- Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.'

Why do men act like idiots?
→ Who says they're acting?

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?
→ She wanted a big wedding.

A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher.

- Are you a friend of the bride? - he asked.

- Certainly not, - she snapped.

- I'm the groom's mother.

Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason for his haste he shivered and replied: "I'm afraid that if I should ever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might well try to repossess me."

How many letters are there in the alphabet?
→ Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on.

A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was informed that there were no vacancies. The next day, while walking along the river, he saw a drowned man being pulled out, and recognized him as a federal judge.

He ran back to the White House and demanded the position.

- Sorry, - said the President, but the lawyer who saw that judge fall in beat you here by a good five minutes.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Clare

- Clare who?

- Clare your throat before you speak!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Biro

- Biro who?

- Biro light of the moon!