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How do you make a moth bawl?
→ Hit him with a fly swatter.

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?
→ Shot it!

Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application?
In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Change it to what?

What did dela wear? (Delaware)
→ Her New Jersey

A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone.

- Why don't you play with your friends? - he asked.

- Because I only have one friend - the girl replied.

- And I hate her.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?
→ Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
→ He liked to chop and change!

What English King invented the fireplace?
→ Alfred the grate!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?
→ Because he always uses a razor.