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Why is a cat like a penny?
→ Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

A little monster was learning to play the violin:

- I'm good, aren't I? - he asked his big brother.

- You should be on the radio - said his brother.

- You think I'm that good?

- No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off!

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?
→ MT (empty).

How many letters are there in the alphabet?
→ Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was informed that there were no vacancies. The next day, while walking along the river, he saw a drowned man being pulled out, and recognized him as a federal judge.

He ran back to the White House and demanded the position.

- Sorry, - said the President, but the lawyer who saw that judge fall in beat you here by a good five minutes.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Conga

- Conga who?

- Conga go on meeting like this!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Clare

- Clare who?

- Clare your throat before you speak!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Callum

- Callum who?

- Callum all black!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bab

- Bab who?

- Bab Boone is a real ape!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anthea

- Anthea who?

- Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else!