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What do young ghosts write their homework in?
→ Exorcise books.

A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said:

- I have been walking these corridors for 300 years.

The man said:

- In that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?
→ A recipe spook.

How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but "It got away"

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
→ He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

How do you make an elephant sandwich?
→ First of all, you get a very large loaf...

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?
→ Six weeks old!

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?
→ A Doberman puncher!

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?
→ They're all paws.

What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?
→ Chump chops!