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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

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- Boyzone who?

- Boyzone adventures!

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- Who's there?

- Bitter Bianca

- Bitter Bianca who?

- Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anderson

- Anderson who?

- Anderson and daughter came too!

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?
→ A flat miner.

A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."

A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse:

- I want to see the eye-ear doctor.

- There is no such doctor - she tells him.

- Perhaps you would like to see someone else?

- No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor - he says.

- But there is no such doctor - she replies.

- We have doctors for the eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye-ear doctor.

No help. He repeats:

- I want to see the eye-ear doctor.

They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says:

- Comrade, there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there were one, why would you want to see him?

- Because - he replies.

- I keep hearing one thing and seeing another.

- Have you seen www.stickytape.com?

- Yes, I can't tear myself away.

- Have you seen www.brokenglass.com?

- Yes, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.

- Have you seen www.pitchdark.com?

- Yes, but I really couldn't see what all the fuss is about.

- So what exactly can I learn on the Internet?

- Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian.

- How?

- See? It's working already.