You Might Be Addicted to AOL if...
- Tech Support calls "You" for help
- Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL
- You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other
- You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out"
- You have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's
- You've ever typed "drinking on AOL is better than drinking alone"
- You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it
- You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences
- You begin to say heh heh heh instead of laughing
- When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"
- You sneak away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep
- You know more about your AOL friends daily routines than you do your own family's
- You lie to others about your time on-line and when they complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook
- You have an identity crisis if someone else is using an s/n close to your own
- You would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much instead of the truth (all night on-line)
- You're broke, your modem burns out and you go out onto the streets to sell your body to get a new one
- You marry your cyberboyfriend and you both sit at your own computers and chat to each other every night from across the room
- You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time
- You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved
- You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you on their buddy lists
- You look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore button handy
- You have withdrawls if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours
- You use AOL lingo in everyday life (if you still have one...hehehe)
- Your buddy list has over 100 people on it
- You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line before you have your first cup of coffee
- You wait 6 hours online for a certain "special" person to sign on
- You don't know where the time has gone
- You end sentences with three (or more) periods while writing letters in pen/pencil
- Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had
- You get up at 2am to go the bathroom but go turn on your computer instead
- You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo
- When you enter a room and 23 people greet you with {{{Hugs or Kisses
- You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme
- Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n and I will TTYL"
- You type faster than you think
- Being called a newbie is a MAJOR insult
- You are on the phone for a minute and need to do something else you say "BRB" or "BBL"
- You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone in a room
- You've gone into an unstaffed tech support room and given tech support to other AOLers
- You have to be pryed from your computer with the Jaws-of-Life
- You meet people from AOL in public and have no idea what their real name is, so you call them by their screen name
- Your last sexual experience was really just a "textual" experience
