Most viewed jokes

- Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look!

- Folsom: You couldn't be!

Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed?
He said he wanted to grow some birds.

I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her.
It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
→ Speaking Latin!

What does a Gorilla attorney study?
→ The Law of the jungle!

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
→ At a ghastly station.

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
→ On April Ghoul's Day.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
→ Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

What cake wanted to rule the world?
→ Attila the Bun.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?
→ 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.