Most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bar-B-Q

- Bar-B-Q who?

- Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Allegra!

- Allegra who?

- Allegra is broken!

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?
→ P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?
→ Internettles.

Why don't anteaters get sick?
→ Because they're full of anty-bodies!

- Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world?

- Girl: My Aunt

- Boy: No, it's an elephant.

- Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
→ Because they're wrigleys!

What did one firefly say to the other?
→ Got to glow now!

One idiot said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't."

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?
→ By reading street signs.