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Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
→ He was having a bad hare day!

What goes "krab, krab, krab"?
→ A dog barking in a mirror.

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver.

A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back.

- Step aside, lady - he barked.

- I've taken a course in first aid.

The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder.

- Pardon me - she said.

- But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm right here.

- Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

- Use a pencil till I get there

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
→ He heard the snowblower coming.

Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
→ It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained.

- Senor, these are the cojones - the waiter replied.

- The what, you say? - exclaimed the tourist.

- They are the testicles of the bull killed in the ring today - explained the waiter.

The tourist gulped but tasted the dish anyway, and found it delicious.
Returning the following evening, he asked for the same dish. After he finished the meal, the tourist commented to the waiter:

- Today's cojones are much saltier and smaller than the ones I had yesterday.

- True, senor - agreed the waiter.

- You see the bull, he does not always lose.

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
→ He ate himself.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?
→ The deceased!

What have I got in my hands?
→ A double decker bus!

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