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- Have you seen www.boomerang.com?

- Yes, I return to it again and again.

What do bees chew?
→ Bumble gum!

During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle.

- Ah heard the boys is gonna strike - he said.

- What fer? - asked Pyle.

- Shorter hours.

- Good fer them! - said the redneck.

- Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!

Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham at a Tus-caloosa ballroom.

They danced every dance together. When the evening was over, he asked if he could see her next time he was in town.

- Yes, - replied Patricia Ann shyly.

The young man hurriedly took out his pad and pencil and asked:

- What's your number?

- CApitol 4-6173.

After a long embarrassed pause, Duayne asked:

- How do yew make a capital 4?

Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek"
Who wrote it?
→ Major Bumsore

- Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in?

- Yes, here is a paper bag!

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
→ Dead.

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
→ On April Ghoul's Day.

The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food.

- Here, do you call that pig? - he said to the waitress holding out a piece of meat for inspection.

- Which end of the fork, sir? - the waitress asked sweetly.

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.