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Men are like bank accounts.

Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife sneered in reply:

- Over my dead body!

He downed his drink and replied:

- Well, I see you haven't changed one little bit.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Caesar

- Caesar who?

- Caesar quickly before she gets away!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Byron

- Byron who?

- Byron new suit!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bug

- Bug who?

- Bug Rodgers!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bosnia

- Bosnia who?

- Bosnia bell here earlier!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Baron

- Baron who?

- Baron mind who you're talking to!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ashley

- Ashley who?

- Ashley-t's foot!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alison!

- Alison who?

- Alison to my radio in the mornings!

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?
→ Just don't monkey with him.