First Aid Course

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver.

A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back.

- Step aside, lady - he barked.

- I've taken a course in first aid.

The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder.

- Pardon me - she said.

- But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm right here.