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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
→ It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?
→ Weedie Bix!!

What is the cannibals' favorite game?
→ Swallow my Leader.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?
→ He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Who can beat any burger at golf?
→ Any LINKS sausage!

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?
→ 'Home on the Range'!

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?
→ Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?
→ "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.

- I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!