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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?
→ P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
→ Because they can't stop saving their work.

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?
→ By reading street signs.

- Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

- Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?
→ It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?
→ Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?
→ Wet!

What sort of violin does a ghost play?
→ A dreadivarius.

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem)
→ Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

What's the object of a Jewish football game?
→ To get the quarter back!