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What girl's name is like a letter?
→ Kay (K).

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?
→ Stone.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cindy

- Cindy who?

- Cindy next one in please!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beaver E

- Beaver E who?

- Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Amanda!

- Amanda who?

- Amanda the table!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alligator!

- Alligator who?

- Alligator for her birthday was a card!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Allegra!

- Allegra who?

- Allegra is broken!

A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded.

- Not guilty - the woman answered emphatically.

The prosecution council then approached the woman and said:

- Is it true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed an act of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf - who was waving a union jack - on the roof of a car, whilst travelling at over 100mph through the center of London, in a blizzard?

The woman composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council and calmly said:

- What was the date again?

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot. "I think I am planting them too deep."

There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted - unparted or departed