Most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alec!

- Alec who?

- Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

- Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com?

- Yes, but it took ages to find.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?
→ Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
→ Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!

There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig.
The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill.
These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.
A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't believe how hard these men were working, but couldn't understand what they were doing.
Finally he had to ask them.
He said to the hole digger:

- I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!

The hole digger replied:

- Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today.

- America's oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head.

- How come?

- She's completely bald.

I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.

Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?
→ Apesy daisy!

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
→ The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
→ Snacks that go crunch in the night.