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Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
→ They don't know the route.

What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
→ A visitor.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
→ You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What's the Blonde's cheer?
→ "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?
→ Polly want a quacker!

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
→ Coop-cakes!

What language do birds speak?
→ Pigeon English!

How does a baby ghost cry?
→ "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"

How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra?
→ They'll be square because they forget to take the Klennex out of the box.

Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?

A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as if he were walking on eggs. Two doctors, also on foot, were across the street. They spotted the man and began to discuss his condition.

- Prostrate trouble - said the first doctor.

- Oh no, not at all. That's a case of hemorrhoids if ever I saw one - said the other.

They tossed it back and forth until one of them suggested going over to talk to the man.

- Mister, this gentleman and I are both doctors - said one.

- and if you'll pardon our intrusion, I figured you have a bad prostrate problem, but my colleague thought it to be hemorrhoids. Might you state the problem so that we can solve our little dilemma?

- Well - said the man.

- all three of us were wrong. I thought it was gas.