Most viewed jokes

How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?
→ It was just a fluke!

Have you seen the new fishing website?
→ No, it's not online yet.

where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection?
→ In Iraq (a rack)

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
→ Quattro Sink-o

When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. "And the Americans, they are so friendly!" he concluded. "Before the game started, they all stood up and looked at me and sang, .... 'Jose, can you see?'"

Why don't vikings send e-mails?
→ They prefer to use Norse code.

- Why do you like to go on camping trips?

- I like to "ruff it!"

Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?
→ He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?
→ A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
→ In the mush room!