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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?
→ "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?
→ A terrified postman.

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?
→ Because they're scared of the mouse.

Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard?
He thought they were donut seeds.

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan.
They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.

The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call.

Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.

When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said:

- Okay, lets get out and get him.

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted:

- The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?

The guy in the front says:

- Well, I don't know how about you but I'm going to start nibbling grass.

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!

How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!
→ Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
→ I don't know, I wasn't invited!

What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
→ A booloney sandwich!

What's red and invisible?
→ No tomatoes.