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Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag.

At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt. Abu as there will be no space at the top to turn around up there.

So, as per the guidelines given by the man, The Sardarji, goes to the top of Mt. Abu in reverse.

After sometime the Sardarji comes down of the hill in reverse..

When the man sees him, he asks the Sardarji why he came down the hill in a reverse gear.

The Sardarji replies that he got some space at the top of the hill so he reversed his car.

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
→ Oil of Ole'

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?
→ They have short tales!

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?
→ A tennis ball!

What is black and white and red all over?
→ A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
→ The collie wobbles!

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance.

- That is a very smart dog - the man commented.

- He's not so smart - said one of the irked players.

- Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?
→ She's the one with dirty knees.

- Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!

- Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright.

- Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!

- You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.

- That's because you've got your hand on my watch!