A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slingshot.
- What are you hunting for? - asked an older hunter.
- I don't know. I ain't seen it yet - said the boy.
What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?
→ Business kept falling off!
What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
→ Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
→ He wanted Mark Antony!
Why was the lady's hair angry?
→ Because she was always teasing it.
How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?
→ He had seen a sign saying:
- Uncle Simian Wants You!
Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?
→ The skeleton crew.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
→ Wart's new?
What food is good for the brain?
→ Noodle soup.
Why did the biscuit cry?
→ Because its mother had been a wafer so long.
