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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?
→ About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cicero

- Cicero who?

- Cicero the boat ashore!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Army Ant

- Army Ant who?

- Army Ants coming for tea then?

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anka

- Anka who?

- Anka the ship!

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London?
→ Because he's a beef-eater.

- Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com?

- Yes, I found it very absorbing.

- Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?

- No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

How do fireflies start a race?
→ Ready, steady, glow!

A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school's "zero-tolerance" policy...not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence" policy.

Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard?
He thought they were donut seeds.